Friday, February 25, 2011

Punk's still not that dumb - pt. XIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIV


Hey mutherfucks!  This is a pirate from the 21st century speaking in place of Patrick.

This is Pat.  I don't know how that mutherfuck accessed my shit but let me assure you, I'm dually pissed, doubly so, nom noms.  Fuck that.

Here are some more bodylicious 7"s that ya'll need to know them shits what for, I'm telling you what for how so's!  Ha!

Gas is not a punk band, kind of... but they are outsiders from New Zealand (is every band from New Zealand so insane?) for sure, and a very special 7” this is.  It’s like Cole from Black Lips wrote these songs when he was high on commercial duster and tricked these Kiwis into recording it for him because he was too fucked up to sing.  It's more of a mini album than a 7" and I hope you love it.



Gas - Compressed Gas
http://www.mediafire.com/?opsgfmgrm329mdp

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Natural Child is one of my favorite bands of the moment.  I’ve listened to the four songs of theirs I own about 8,000 times each and I love them dearly.  They’re nice kids from Nashville who tour about two weeks every few months.  They write amazing songs.  They offer a brand of trendy lo-fi blues punk that no one else is doing at the moment.  They’ve barely recorded anything and they’re super new yet they’ve scored gigs as badass as opening for the Strange Boys and Black Lips.  Hopefully some woebegone corporate investor/hipster/Catholic-guilt-ridden-sumbitch out there reads this, downloads the music and then, to make up for the raping of the world he/she has begrudgingly taken part in, decides to give them thousands of dollars so they can quit their day jobs and hit the road like the real men they are... thus finally doing their part in making the world a better place for once.




******* Before you d/l this, go to the last page of this blog and d/l their other 7”, White Man’s Burden.  Just trust me.

 http://www.mediafire.com/?d050daiwu0n08k8

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I have so much more but I've plum run low on gumption.  Soon, a couple days, I promise.


Thursday, February 10, 2011

Life or Death: 7" or 45: Punk's Still Not That Dumb: Pt. 1

Home Blitz is:


This is their 7" entitled, Perpetual Night b/w Murder In My Heart.

From New Jersey.  
Record Label Richie, Almost Ready, Gulcher, Parts Unknown
Status: Very much alive.
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Freestone is:

Freestone - Church/Bummer Bitch
Pay attention to Bummer Bitch.
From California. 
Released on Murder By Death 2
Status:  In retirement but by no means ignored.

d/l: Freestone
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Rot Shit is:

Rot Shit – Dead I b/w Hipster Grandma/Local Band Forever
This is really exciting.
From Pittsburgh Steeltown PA
Record Labels: Big Neck, Fashionable Idiots, Columbus Discount
Status:  Recently Deceased
d/l:  Rot Shit
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El Jesus De Magico is:

El Jesus De Magico - Unclean Ghost b/w Pirate Utopia
This band comes from Columbus, just like TNV… nice. 
Record Labels: columbus discount®, ghost apologies
Status: well, they haven’t logged into myspace in a while.  Huh…
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to be cont.